Ho ho ho! OMG IS THAT SANTA? It IS Santa! QUICK QUICK! We might miss him! Look there he is...
Oh, no I was wrong: it is just butch.
You know, no offense to butch or anything, but she could earn a fair bit as a santa...all she needs to do is shorten that beard of hers and he..caugh caugh..I mean SHE (of course i meant that!) and she would play the perfect part!
Brilliant! She will be so pleased i gave her the idea!